• “That was brutal. B-R-UTAL!”

• “For the benefit of those with flash photography…”

• ”Off beat shenanigans rule!”

• ”That totally reeked of awesomeness!”

• ”Turns out fear not, our nuts are safe for consumption!”

• “Since you're not really doing anything lately, I was wondering if you could do me a favor. If, in two years' time at the King of the Ring, I'm not defending a title or even in a match, and my very special assignment is to go to WWF New York and eat a meatball sandwich, then please just shoot me in the head.”

• “Let me assure you, that a lesser man would not be standing here tonight.”

• ”You know what, Matt? I didn't think it was possible, but your interview skills have actually deteriorated since then! No wonder you don't talk! Is that sign language for dumbass?”

• ”I am, the Rated R, Superstar!”

• “What if, uh, Triple H and I teamed up to take on your hip hop bling bling ass?”

• “You know Jeff, I would love nothing more than to beat the hell out of you and show you the pecking order in the Money in the bank ladder match. But we're in Washington, D.C. And it happens to be home of the Washington Redskins. And I'll be damned, I'll be damned if I'm gonna perform in a city that encourages such a racial slurs against Native Americans. However, I do have a friend of Indian decent and he will be taking my place in this match to night. And Jeff, Jeffery, trust me: he is not in a very good mood.”

• ”They can call themselves, 'the Showstopper'. 'The Legend Killer'. 'The Champ'. Because I call myself the BEST! And soon, you'll be forced to call me your WWE Champion!”

• ”You don't have to be the biggest, you don't have to be the toughest, but you do have to be the smartest.”

• “I can't wait to get the hell away from you! I can't wait to get the hell away from these people! I can't wait!”

• “What have you ever won in your life Michael Cole?! Water Polo?! You see I'm the World Heavyweight Champion!”